It helps a lot to have a goatee (boys) or fake boobs (girls). If you aren't old, they will treat you like you belong there. The smallest suites are over 700 square feet and have 2000-song jukeboxes, a couple TVs and the bathrooms have big 'ol tubs that seat two. Looking to go fancier than a regular room? Try the larger, swankier suites in the HRH Tower. You get a robe in the rooms, but you can't keep it for free. Stay in the newer tower if you get a chance, the bathrooms have tubs large enough for two, functional faucets, marble floors, counters and walls. Rumor has it that room service will bring you Oreos and milk if you pay them enough. There is no balcony, though, just doors that open up onto a protective railing.
Two big French doors open up onto the pool (at least those on the pool side do), or a view of the Strip or valley. The two-bed rooms come with two queens, and the one-bed rooms have kings. The rooms are a nice size, very clean and tastefully furnished, IKEA style.
